|The evil, and ever so tolerant, Jafar|
|Aladdin and Jasmine, asking for wishes|
|Genie Mom's lame version of granting a wish to get Aladdin on roller skates.|
|Kaira, pondering the meaning of life|
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Kaira: Tell me. What is it?
Me: No. I'm asking YOU. What is the meaning of life?
Kaira: Oh. (long pause) Love? Yeah. Love.
And there you have it. I think I'm going to start interviewing children. Maybe next time, Kaira should play the all-powerful genie in the lamp. These kids sure have made all of my wishes come true.